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Ding Dong, the terrorist is dead…

June 9th, 2006 Posted in The SandGram v1.0

We’re all broke up here at the Bell household now that Zarqawi is dead. I had the girls singing “Ding Dong, the Terrorist is dead, he’s gone where the goblins go, below, below yo ho!!!”
I just wish we could have some medium channel to Zarqawi, to let the rest of his buddies know that you don’t get 72 virgins when you die… Actually, Zarqawi is probably pretty shocked right now as he and his six butt buddies stand in front of heavens gates to find them guarded by U.S. Marines. Can you imagine the sound of the public address system, “Attention in heaven, all Marines report to the South wall ASAP” I mean every former Marine and his brother, line the walls armed with their favorite weapon from days gone by. Looking down at the seven figures, they take aim and fire, each bullet tearing painfully into their bodies. The men all fall down in searing pain, crying for their Momma’s and then the holes disappear but the excruciating torment remains. This is the cue for our boys to fire again. See this is heaven for our Marines and hell for Zarqawi. At least this is my idea of Heaven and Hell for him…
I think those guys in Task Force 145 have done a great job and given time, (it’s only a matter of time) they will also get Bin Laden. His time is limited on this planet and I’ll take the day off from work when they place a well aimed sniper round into him. One down and a couple thousand more to knock off and this will be a much better world.