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Bad Timber

January 27th, 2006 Posted in The SandGram v1.0

Dear Gang,
There is a fellow back home In California, who is doing his job. Writing. I would say that he is very successful and with his last little OpEd piece, will get a lot of attention for a long time. I give him credit because he did his job, right, wrong or indifferent on how you feel, emotions aside, he has you talking. Now I feel sorry for the S.O.B. because what he wrote might be the straw that broke the “Camels” back for some guy that has been over here in Iraq fighting and he might go pay this nameless person a visit one night. I believe that he wrote this to get people fired up and mad on purpose. Why? The Attention of course!!! My Mom said “doesn’t this make you mad son?” And I can say “No”. Now, would I waste my urine on the guy if he was burning in his wrecked SUV out in L.A.? Probably not, but then again, I’m trained to help everyone so I might toss a couple of drops on him before I rescued his sorry “I hate the military, don’t know what is going on in the world” Ass.

Since he is now nameless, we’ll call him Mr. AssClown. I have more respect for the Anti- war guys who have actually been embedded with the troops here and taken fire. At least they have an understanding of what’s going on. We are fighting religious nuts over here. They have no uniforms, they follow no politics, they are just crazy religious Zealots (Chuckleheads) who are willing to give their life up for no good reason. They would kill this nameless Assclown in a Los Angeles minute (might take hours if you count freeway time) and every other none believer because they are not the same religion.

I have no problem with Mr. Assclown running his pie-hole and spewing madness, he is only doing what he has the right to do in the U.S. and what we as the Military are paid to protect this right for him to do. We have a Government, a President and leaders who allow this form of free speech to happen. If you don’t like something, then change it!! Get out and vote to make a change. That is what they have done here in Iraq. They voted to put the person in power who they feel will help them best. That is a privilege we have as Americans, but so few take advantage of during the elections. Too busy I guess, maybe the traffic was too bad; it’s easier to bitch out loud at Starbucks while you’re drinking you low fat double diet Pepsi latte’ with just a hint of Madagascar spice while you watch Communist News Network on cable television.

I will get off my soap box now, but really, just treat this nameless indigent like the tree in the Forest… if no one is around and it falls, does it make a noise??? You guys have a great day and if you are reading this Mr. AssClown, I understand you were doing your job, but try to remember the next police officer who pulls you over, just may be a former Jarhead, so keep your anti-military comments to yourself during that stop. But if you ever desire to see what we do and feel the urge to strap on a flakvest, we’ll be here for you 24/7. OOOOHHHH RRRRRRhhhaaaa MARINES!!



  1. 20 Responses to “Bad Timber”

  2. By Anonymous on Jan 27, 2006

    This guy reminds me of a kid I went to college way back when I did (it was so far back they didn’t teach history cause there wasn’t any).

    At the beginning of the year he was a died in the wool Goldwater fanatic. He did it I feel for the attention.

    As that lost it’s punch, ba da bing, (no club name stealing intended) He started spouting ‘Peace Freak” crap.
    Again for the attention. He allowed himself to seek out anything that would draw attention. To some if it weren’t for negative attention there would be nothing at all.

    Did I mention the guy was a the poster boy for ‘Butt Ugly Magazine’?

    Many are willing to sell their soul for the attention. Wait till the devil shows up to collect.

    Semper Fi … Jim B

  3. By Samantha West on Jan 27, 2006

    Hey Taco,

    I think Mr. AssClown got his chops busted, and if he ever comes to Texas, well……I fix his wagon so he can’t make any little Mr. AssClowns.

    Ya’ll take care now!


  4. By Anonymous on Jan 27, 2006

    Texas flag (photo)! Proud to see it flying!

  5. By Elaina Avalos on Jan 28, 2006

    You’re much more charitable than I. I wrote him a nice email telling him exactly how I felt about his little Op Ed.

    Anyone hear his interview with Hugh Hewitt? Now THAT was classic. He got spanked. If you haven’t, find Michelle Malkin’s site and fish around in her archives (it was probably Wednesday). Totally hilarious.

    I’m glad you can comment as you have. But it just makes me so frickin’ mad that whatever his motives, attention or whatever, he would say those things.

  6. By Capt B on Jan 28, 2006

    Roger…………..wings level on assclown, cleared hot!
    Its amazing how someone can criticize on something they know nothing about. My offer still stands for ass clown and I have a nice rack for him here. After a year here we will see if he wouldn’t mind a parade or even a yellow ribbon up for his service.

  7. By GunnNutt on Jan 28, 2006

    Mr. AssClown’s bravery extends no further than his keyboard. His spineless, double-Pepsi latte swilling buddies will think he’s courageous for being such a freak, but he’s not worth anyone else’s notice. He’s certainly not worth even a “couple drops” from you.

    Semper Gratus!

  8. By Anita on Jan 28, 2006

    WOW, where have I been, I don’t know who this ‘assclown’ is. I don’t watch CNN, or most of the other’s except FOX. But I can tell he’s in it deep now, and better scamper for cover. With Taco and Capt B on his tail he doesn’t have a prayer.


  9. By Anonymous on Jan 28, 2006

    Here in San Diego there are marines and sailors everywhere. So this guy better look out. He will say the wrong thing to the person and then someone will kick his ass. It is just a matter of time.

  10. By Donna, Los Osos, CA on Jan 28, 2006

    I must apolgize for my fellow Californian. You see, he is a perfect example of how people can ruin paradise. Actually though, I understand he is not a native of CA. However, I digress. I just want to say, don’t worry your beautiful, wonderful, Marine self for one moment about the parasites of life. While you guys are rebuilding a county and protecting ours, his “work”(loosely used) is now at the bottom of birdcages.

    Love you guys! NOBODY does it better.

    Semper gratus,

  11. By Anonymous on Jan 28, 2006

    If you have never served or have a loved one over there, you CAN NOT know what it is like. I know that it is our “AMERICAN” right of freedom of press, but you shouldn’t open your mouth if you don’t know what you are talking about! If I could my house would be painted R\W\B and every tree with a yellow ribbon for our military. They are my pride and joy. Keep up the good works!!!!!

  12. By Navy Aunt on Jan 29, 2006

    Hi Taco. We know it’s hard to listen to these guys when you’re over there (and when you’re home) but you just get thick skinned to it. Try living here in MA with Kerry and Kennedy! We’re fighting on the homefront too! Thanks for everything! A friend of Cpt.B’s.

  13. By Becky on Jan 29, 2006

    Again, I quote:
    If ye love wealth better than liberty… The tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom; go from us in peace.
    We ask not your counsels or arms.

    Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you.

    May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.

    Samuel Adams

    It’s my reply, every time, to all the Ass Clowns.

    Becky from Alaska

  14. By Landry Fan on Jan 29, 2006

    That guy is a jackass. We’re proud of our military.

  15. By Susan on Jan 29, 2006

    Hey Taco – even the kids can see through assclowns like this. Here’s a link I though you’d like, a teenagers rebuttal to a smug cartoonist for the Atlanta Journal.

  16. By Anonymous on Jan 30, 2006

    Sir Taco Bell Sir!

    Re: this Peter Pan (fifth) columnist: I’ll take semper fi over puer aeternus any day.

    Love to you all from Brooklyn, NY,

    The Hang ‘Em High Housewife

  17. By Barb on Jan 30, 2006

    Glad you’re ignoring the assclown, Taco – the guy’s a zero. He’s too dumb to realize how ignorant he it, and that he should quit writing until he learns something. Then again, the Left Angeles Times should have editors who exhibit more brains as well.

    Although listening to the cretin was a struggle for me (picture someone driving while yelling at the radio), there was a bonus. After Hugh’s interview, Major K (Army milblogger “”, just returned to SoCal from the sandbox) called in to talk with Hugh. Major K said that he had already called to cancel his subscription to the paper 🙂

  18. By Doll on Jan 30, 2006

    I am proud of our military and so is America. That jerk should shutup! What an ass. You military men and women are doing a GREAT thing and do not let this get you down. There are too many liberal scumbags that need a muzzle on their mouth. I loathe these sorts. They are ingrates that cannot or will not acknowledge without our military there would be no U.S. as we know. Keep up the good fight Taco!

  19. By Cheryl on Jan 30, 2006

    I read your post yesterday and didn’t know what you were referring to until today when I finally found the article this putz wrote. I am so angry I am shaking. Assclown just doesn’t quite say enough about this ass-munching, dick smack, pussy, I-am-a-spoiled-only-child-and-need-everyone’s-attention, derelict, panty waste. He is a waste of good (or bad for that matter)oxygen. “I don’t support the troops, it is all your fault, I’ve never served so much as jury duty and my only real concern is traffic.” I bet he is a fat slop who doesn’t even wipe his own ass, take out the garbage, or pay his own bills. What a waste of space. There’s a barbaque spit with his name on it here in Ohio…
    P.S. You know, being an accountant can be pretty boring, but…it has it’s good days when you can let the IRS know that someone may need an annual audit…so put that up his pipe and smoke it!

  20. By Red on Jan 31, 2006

    Hear Hear

  21. By on Feb 5, 2006

    “The land of the free and the home of the brave”. These words were written by Francis Scott Key many years ago, yet they are as true today as when they were first penned. This is such a land, yet there are those in our society who forget why it is so, and why they have the right to protest and hold sit-ins criticising our troops and calling for the impeachment of our President.
    Mr. “Assclown” is one such person. He forgets that his right to pen such garbage was won on the backs of thousands (correction, millions) of our very best young people, who fought, with many paying the ultimate price, just so he could vent his garbage.
    Mr. “Assclown” is a vermine that knows no better. For that reason, I almost feel sorry for him. However, my feelings of revulsion overpower my other feelings. I wonder how he would feel if he was cracked on the head with an AK-47 rifle butt by some terrorist and stood against a wall
    with 30 seconds to live before the bullets crashed through his miniscule brain. I wonder how he would feel if his wife (providing any woman would be stupid enough to marry the scum) were raped in front of him by a Taliban or a Saddam follower, and then had her throat slit because she cried out in pain.
    This is what could very well lie in his future were it not for those who make the ultimate sacrifice so that the rest of us can enjoy our freedoms and live in security.
    “Mr. Assclown”, I wish there were a draft so that you could spend some time with those that you
    vilify and learn how it is that you can spout such shit without being shot on the spot.
    Walt Payne

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